I don't think brook has ever known best
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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