She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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