I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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