That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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