Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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