My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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