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I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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