I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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