The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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