I CAN MOONWALK!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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