Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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