I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize