Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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