tell your sister to shave her snatch
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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