I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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