yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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