she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize