FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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