should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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