wat bout pragnant strippers??
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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