listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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