Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Holy shit dude........stairs
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