i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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