Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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