Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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