i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
they need to just BURY HIM!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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