what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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