i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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