Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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