i just google imaged poop.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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