you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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