They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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