If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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