People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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