We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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