Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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