i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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