NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize