Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
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Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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