That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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