have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize