Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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