I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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