we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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