Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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