Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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