How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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