I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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