Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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