I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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